[Save Us Sutter]

I am in Vancouver, a strange city, and the Iginla jersey I proactively ordered online a few weeks ago has not shown up where I am staying in time for the Canada/USA game I spent my life savings to attend on Sunday.

I'm staying in Coquitlam and the ridiculously packed mall I was just in laughed at me when I asked politely to buy one. One man wished me luck as we chatted next to a stocked rack of Luongo #1's.

I have a rental car, but don't know this city nearly well enough to go out and search for a sports store without some sort of guideline. Especially if the #12's are as hard to find as I fear.

So, people of CalgaryPuck, I call on you to direct me in my quest to represent Canada's leading scorer proudly on my back as I stand and cheer alongside dirty Canuck fans. All I need is an address so I can google map it and be on my way.

If Babcock sees me up there, the loudest among the loud, perhaps he will see the light and unleash the power of Jarome Arthur-Leigh Adekunle Tig Junior Elvis Iginla upon the helpless Americans. The fate of our team is in your hands.