Well political outrage overcoming voter apathy is better then voter apathy.
I'd like to announce my intentioning of running for Mayor in the next election. I'm running on a platform of honest dishonesty, and patronage position . . . no scratch that high paying patronage positions for all of my friends. Please note that these positions are for sale, they're not merely granted.
I'd also like to annouce that as my first act as Mayor I intend to start a war of obliteration against the City of Edmonton.
There will be no mercy in this dojo.
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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