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Old 02-18-2010, 10:15 PM   #52
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Originally Posted by Resolute 14 View Post
True, but if you were a Soviet kid, you wouldn't even ask the teacher what happened to little Igor because you already knew that he got "disappeared" for doodling on his desk.

Seriously though, you couldn't figure out how to work Hitler into your hyperbole?
Close, they would arrest little Igor tell him that the only way that the state would forgive him is if he became an informant for the state. Little Igor would turn his parents in who would be given a state televised show trial and sentenced to death for crimes against the state. 3 months later his parents would be allowed by the prison warden to write plea letters to the Premier for clemency. On the way back to their cells an executioner would jump out of an open door and shoot them in the head.

Meanwhile Igor would be sent to a re-education camp, 10 years later he would be released as a redeemed citizen, rise to power as a party member and eventually become the head of the KGB.
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