[Crispy's Critter]

Do your balls hang low?
do they wiggle to and fro?
can you tie 'em in a knot?
can you tie 'em in a bow?
can you throw 'em over your shoulder
like a continental soldier?
do your balls hang low?

and another one I remember:
(not sure on the spelling of the french words)

The runaway train came down the track
parlez vous (par-lay voo)
The runaway train came down the track
parlez vous
The runaway train came down the track
hit the station one hell of a whack
inky dinky parlez vous

The conductor he was taking the fares
parlez vous
The conductor he was taking the fares
parlez vous
The conductor he was taking the fares
caught his nuts between two chairs
inky dinky parlez vous

there were a bunch of other verses, but don't remember them

Ah, school campouts were the best for learning dirty songs from the "cool" dads!