Was to lazy to type it out, so I googled. Ignore the hyperlinks.
Peter Murphy had a
dog, a dirty dog was he,
He sold it to his neighbour, his neighbour was a she.
She fed it, she bred it,, she taught it how to jump.
It jumped up on her
petticoat and bit her on her ...
Country boy, country boy, sitting on a rock.
Along came a bee and stung him on his ...
Cocktails, Cocktails, five cents a glass.
If you don't like it, shove it up your ...
Ask me no questions, I'll tell you no lies.
If you ever get hit with a bucket of sh**, be sure to close your eyes.