Not really all that witty by I heard one last night that was just super effective.
This young homeless guy was out asking for change last night, most people are pretty polite, either giving him change or saying sorry, but no.
Anyway, this guy is walking past trying to talk on his cell, the homeless dude says: Hey man, you got some change?
Cell phone guy ignores him
Homeless guy: Hey buddy, c'mon, a little spare change?
Cell phone guy SCREAMS, without looking at him or removing the phone from his ear: JUST SHUT THE FATA UP MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Homeless guy and everyone else kinda just stares at him in shock. Homeless guy's buddy says: Wow... he meant business!
I couldn't help but laugh.
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