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Originally posted by jonesy@Sep 2 2005, 06:13 PM
My friend approached a girl in a group of her friends to dance.
When she said "no, I don't want to dance!", He said:
'Dance? I didn't ask you to dance, I said you look fat in those pants."
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That's a good one.
An old KG staple:
Me: Wow, that was stupid.
Female: Kiss my butt.
Me: Only if you shave it first.