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Old 02-09-2010, 11:17 AM   #34
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Originally Posted by ResAlien View Post
And I will defend the other side. Mayonnaise is like a nice warm jar of bukkake leftovers. Horrible consistency, disgusting taste, plain out foul. The second worst foul released upon humanity after feta cheese (rant for another time).

Now Miracle Whip? That stuff is from the gods. Spreadable on a sammich, delicious flavour, actually adds to what you are eating. People who say they cannot tell the difference between the two (and I've met quite a few) should be banned from eating. Period.

Just say yes to Miracle Whip.
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