[Devils'Advocate]

Originally posted by MolsonInBothHands+Sep 1 2005, 01:40 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (MolsonInBothHands @ Sep 1 2005, 01:40 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Fozzie_DeBear@Sep 1 2005, 02:38 PM
Did anyone see that Southpark when they showed everyone at the pearly gates with St Peter? It went something like this:

St Peter: Sorry you can't come in..
Muslim: But I was a good Muslim
Baptist: And I was a perfect Baptist
Jew: And I was an outstanding Jew
St Peter: I'm sorry everyone, the correct religion was...Mormanism. Mormanism was the correct religion.
Everyone: [disappointed] Awwwwwww

See. I should have listened to Grandma. :P [/b][/quote]
No, I didn't see that one. But that's a rip-off of Rowan Atkinson. He's the Devil and he's organizing the new people coming into hell:

Now, murderers? Murderers? (pointing) Over here, please. Thank you. Uh, looters and pillagers over here, thieves, if you could join them, and lawyers, you're in that lot. Uh, fornicators, if you could step forward? My God there are a lot of you. Could I split you up into adulterers and the rest? Male adulterers, if you could just form a line in front of that small guillotine in the corner there. The French, are you here? If you'd just like to come down here with the Germans, that'd be lovely... I'm sure you have plenty to talk about. Okay, uhm... Atheists? Atheists? You must be feeling a right bunch of nitwits. Never mind. And finally, Christians. Christians? Ah yes, I'm sorry, I'm afraid the Jews were right.