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Old 09-01-2005, 02:34 PM   #21
Reaper
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If I won the $40 Million I would:
  • Pay off all of my wife and myself's debts
  • Pay off my parents' house and debts
  • Pay off my in-laws' house and debts
  • Send my parents and in-laws on cruise around the world
  • Sign a lifetime lease on a lower bowl luxury box at the Saddledome
  • Buy property on the edge of the city and commence building a walled estated complete with a dual gated entry lock system. The estate would include a state of the art NHL sized ice rink with all the trimmings including a Zamboni so I could play whenever I wanted and so my team could practice for free any time. There would be a complete spa and pool set-up so we could relax before settling in for a night of Hockey Night In Canada in the Mega Theatre.
  • Hire a Financial Advisor who would promptly tell me what an idiot I was for building my estate.
  • Hire an accountant to keep me from becoming poor or in debt
  • Hire a personal assistant to take care of all the little details I can't stand to deal with and to keep the estate stocked with all my shopping needs.
  • Hire a personal trainer to help me from becoming too complacent.
  • Hire a driver that would be ready on a moment's notice to take me around town.
  • Buy a couple cars and trucks for the wife and I
  • Never have a listed telephone number again.
  • Invest in some safe funds that would not allow me to withdraw the investment before maturation dates to structure guaranteed payouts for the rest of my life.
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