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Old 08-31-2005, 01:37 PM   #60
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Originally posted by Hakan@Aug 31 2005, 03:31 PM
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Creationists believe Mr Rouge that this earth can only be 6-10,000 years old so anything science does to disprove this is categorically ignored.
Cheese this can be easily explained with my theory:

What these people don’t understand is that He built the world to make us think the earth is older than it really is. For example, a scientist may perform a carbon-dating process on an artifact. He finds that approximately 75% of the Carbon-14 has decayed by electron emission to Nitrogen-14, and infers that this artifact is approximately 10,000 years old, as the half-life of Carbon-14 appears to be 5,730 years. But what our scientist does not realize is that every time he makes a measurement, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is there changing the results with His Noodly Appendage. We have numerous texts that describe in detail how this can be possible and the reasons why He does this. He is of course invisible and can pass through normal matter with ease.
um...so what your saying is he created a lie...to do what? Keep us in suspense?
Ya thatll do it...LOL...that explains everything!
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