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Old 08-31-2005, 12:44 AM   #49
shoestring
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I tell them I believe in the Church of the NFL.
They get puzzled looks on there faces and ask what that means.
I say " The National Football League" and proceed to shut the door.
They usually figure out that they don't want me in their religion and walk away.
Works particularily well on Sundays during the season.
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