My brother tried answering the door with only his boxers on... they didn't even flinch .. they started into their whole routine about their church and if we wanted to know more about it .. he said no.. they wouldn't quit.. he turned it around and tried to ask them if they would like to know more about Islam ... they took it all in stride and keep twisting it around.. those bas**rds are resilient
My brother tried a different approach, basically just changing the subject.. one of the guys had a big black eye so my brother asked him what happened.. he looked as us dead seriously and said "not everyone's house who we go to is as polite and sometimes they get violent"
my brother.. " are u fataing serious"?
Jehovah dude.. "nah, i'm just joking.. we were horsing around before and i caught a flying elbow in the eye"
my brother.. "at least you guys have a sense of humor.. but seriously you are wasting your damn time .. have a nice day" and shut the door
they havne't been back since... but usually if you talk to them for a bit they will at least feel satisfied they tried and leave without a hassle.
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