Last time I was in New York I found a church of scientology (SP/ who cares) information center. Went in and grabbed a hand full of pamphlets and brochures.
When I got back to Calgary,
I had the mormons come through the door, invited them in for coffee and explained my Religion to them.
I mean they may have God, but we have Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes and Kelly Preston, and we have John Travolta who can fly us to heaven in our star ship.
One wacky religion deserves another.
If I could find a star trek based religion I would try to convert them to that.
The first time I asked them if they minded while I had a cup of coffee, smoked a cigarette, guzzled a two litre bottle of coke, accepted a blood transfusion and main lined some heroin.
Never saw em again.
But I love to have discussions with them to see if I can make em swear
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