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Old 08-29-2005, 01:28 PM   #25
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Originally posted by Cowperson@Aug 29 2005, 02:26 PM
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@Aug 29 2005, 11:10 AM
on a beautiful Saturday/Sunday you hear a ring at the front door and its a Mother, Father, Grandmother and toddler all dressed up with literature from an unspecified church ready to place in your hand?

- I know Jehovahs dont like blood donors...so suggesting you are a donor stops em some time...
- Answering the door naked helps sometimes...but you never know IF it is religous zealots or the people the shrink sent to collect you.#


Have you had any good responses to this type of interuption?

Unspecified Church person: "Hi, how are you this fine morning?

Me: "I appreciate your interest but I'm not interested."

Unspecified Church person: "Yeah but, why aren't you interested?"

Me: "This isn't a conversation. I'm not interested. Have a good day."

That's the end of it.

Cowperson
LOL...but but...are you saying they canvass the great Cow on his ranch? That would be incredible. [/b][/quote]
Yes they do.

Open my gate, drive in, close the gate behind them, drive up to my house, get out, ring the doorbell.

Usually about five of them, male and female.

Then they go next door and do the same thing. Then down the valley to bug the farmer.

The guy further up the hill came out one time blasting his gun in the air when the rancher woman in the valley walked up his driveway looking to check her fence line. Now she stays on her own side of the fence to check the line. So its not a good idea to try and force his gate.

Cowperson
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