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Old 08-29-2005, 12:26 PM   #7
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Originally posted by Cheese@Aug 29 2005, 11:10 AM
on a beautiful Saturday/Sunday you hear a ring at the front door and its a Mother, Father, Grandmother and toddler all dressed up with literature from an unspecified church ready to place in your hand?

- I know Jehovahs dont like blood donors...so suggesting you are a donor stops em some time...
- Answering the door naked helps sometimes...but you never know IF it is religous zealots or the people the shrink sent to collect you.


Have you had any good responses to this type of interuption?
Unspecified Church person: "Hi, how are you this fine morning?

Me: "I appreciate your interest but I'm not interested."

Unspecified Church person: "Yeah but, why aren't you interested?"

Me: "This isn't a conversation. I'm not interested. Have a good day."

That's the end of it.

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