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Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

What they didn't tell you is that in this movie, Conan is a somewhat foppish metrosexual librarian with a predication to lemon water and high fashion.

Instead of a broad sword his weapon of choice is a devastating open hand slap accompanied by a insistent "Oh no you didn't"

Conan in the original movies and the comic books looked like a barbarian who looked like he wouldn't think twice about tearing your head off of your shoulders. This guy looks like he'd take two hours before a battle braiding his companions hair and making sure that their accessories don't match.

Yech.