If you have a cat, you are a homo. A cat is like a
dog, but queer -- it grooms itself constantly but never
scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses
its claws and whines to be fed...
And just think about how you call a dog... 'Killer, come here!
I said get your ass over here, Killer!' Now think
about how you call a cat...'Bun-bun, come to daddy,
snookums!' Jeeez you're so queer.
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