Take Jar
mix in equal parts mayo and water, mix until liquidy.
Put label on jar
(JBR's) sperm sample for doctors appointment do not touch.
Put in lunch room fridge, next to some yogurt cups.
while having a deep conversation at lunch reach into fridge without looking and accidentally grabbing the jar. Flip lid off while not looking, take a big spoon full and swallow it to the horror of your co-workers in the lunch room.
Question why it tastes so damn salty.
Don't miss your call with the HR department later on that day.
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