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Originally Posted by Rerun
I'm married. She'll be lucky if she gets a card.
Valentines day is for single guys who are trying to get laid by their significant other. Us married guys have given up. We know it ain't gonna happen.
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Woah. Woah. Woah. You're doing it all wrong. Valentine's Day, along with Birthdays and Anniversaries are guaranteed sex days. Any other time you get lucky, you were indeed lucky to catch her off guard.