The real kicker is that 80% of humans are infected with H-Pyloi in the butts! Right up there where the sun don't shine.
Little squid looking things thiving in your rectums, breeding and spreading through poop, kissing, etc.
Research it and you'll never want to touch another person again. (well, unless you like a good colonoscopy once in awhile, and horrid 3 day diets. Party on Garth!)
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