hmm
Obviously then Spiderman's webslinger is in his penis.
Then we need to recast the actors to make it work
Ron Jeremy - Peter Parker . . . Spiderman
Rita McNeil - Mary Jane
Ginger Lynn - Aunt May
Hershel Savage as the green gobbler
John Bobbit - Mysterio
(as a side note, did you guys know you can look up porn movies on IMDB?)
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