[Russic]

Originally Posted by table 5

it's not new by any means, and i'm sure many have read it, but i felt conan's harvard commencement speech would be appropriate to post today. Read this and i dare you to tell me he's not the funniest man on television.

http://www.february-7.com/features/conan.htm

lol

you see, in those days i was six feet four inches tall and i weighed 150 pounds. Recently, i had some structural engineers run those numbers into a computer model and, according to the computer, i collapsed in 1987, killing hundreds in taiwan.