Five questions, though I have a lot of Asian buds and find myself a speck in a veritable sea of yellow sometimes, I do not understand some primarily asian customs.
1. The FOBs vs. the FOB Killers (Saw it in the newspaper, laughed really really hard at the fresh off the boat thing) - least intimidating gang names ever? What's up with them?
2. What's the deal with the haircut that like 90% of the dudes at the Eau Claire place near the movie theatre (I think they might be philipino, though, rather than Chinese - perhaps not your element? They're a little bit far away from each other...). They are darker skinned, sometimes) have? Like spiked in weird ways with colors protruding? Sharp enough to slit a throat or give a nasty nasty papercut like injury?
3. Why so many weird faces on the internet? Whenever I'm on Messenger I get a shinguardstorm of ^^, -_-, ^__^, etc. I hate these weird faces and quite frankly they scare me. I fear change from regular emoticons.

4. What is your score on
www.alllooksame.com?
5. Why are half Asian half White girls so hot? Wow, I've seen a few great lookers.