the_only_turek_fan, it is cantonese. for those that don't know, it means "how are you?" As for chopsticks, yes not easy to teach over the internet. I'm sure google has something with picture illustrations. Chopsticks require the movement of your index, middle, and thumb finger. You would use your middle finger to push the lower stick away while using both your index and thumb finger to navigate the top stick.
StoneCole, lol yes, that does indeed mean perverted white person.
Wookie, I have no idea what the obsession is with the fuzzy things. I doubt asians can tell you other than, "they're cute." Same goes with accessories. It's suppose to make it more convenient..liek a cup holder that also holds your phone and lights up in neon blue, but really, I don't know why it's necessary. Yes, older generations tend to keep to themselves. Asians are not a "share my feelings" kind of people. Only asian women (all ages) and older asian men are horrible drivers. Most young asian men are supremely awesome drivers, such as myself. Also, asians believe it is their god given right to jaywalk. Just look at chinatown. And lastly, I find the monty python song hilarious!
HelloHockeyFans, thanks for pointing that out. Yes, that is how the story goes.
Tron_fdc, well, white people are uncommon in asia, so you're facinating to them. Also, white people usually means $$. So if you find lots of people trying to sell you crap...that's why. I make fun of my whtie friends maybe twice a week, it helps build relations I believe.
calf, tons. I've met some white girls that can speak better mandarine and cantonese than I can. which is startling and horrific to me, and also sends me on a shame spiral.
RougeUnderoos, you are correct!
Mr. Ski, I've only tried half of those things (never cat and dog, too westernized). But some of them don't taste half bad...while others are aquired taste. Really, I don't know how some chinese guy figures out how to eat a durian...I mean,that thing is all spiky and hard to open. I would have given up as soon as I open it up and that horrible smell hits me.