I got one fractured rib, 2 more cracked, and an orange sized swelling on my elbow all courtesy of a patch of ice i simply didnt see.

(actually had to go to emergency christmas day as i could no longer deal with the pain nor the obvious "stuff is moving inside me" thing that was going on and needed some medical help to deal with it)
But it came with a bonus of the blond doting on me night and day the last week since it happened...and a whole lot of quality time just talking the last few days. Oh and i havent had to cook a thing since either!