Ding! Ding! Salivate! Ding! Ding! Salivate!
Buncha Pavlovian biatches! "Oh I'm gonna do all the work of the cashier and the bag-boy, and then I'm gonna congratulate myself on how much time I've saved!" WAKE UP! The stores have trained you to go into these abominations as if they're doing you a favour - but the truth is that it's all to save money and increase profits.
Hire more cashiers and the lines go away too - why aren't we demanding this? Instead you're willing to train yourself as a cashier (which is essentially what you're doing) and then thank MegaCorp for the privilege? Not this faceless consumer!
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Better educated sadness than oblivious joy.
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