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Old 12-22-2009, 11:33 PM   #1
Bertuzzied
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Default Rules for using the Self Checkout!

Ok it was my fault. I decided to goto Superstore at 7pm tonite.

I cannot believe some of the people using the self check out at the busiest time of day.

Follow these rules idiots!!!

- Don't use the self checkout if you have more than 50 items in your cart!
- Don't use the self checkout if you have more than 5 produce items!
- Don't use the self checkout if you have more than 5 bakery items!
- Don't use the self checkout if you are over 50!
- Don't use the self checkout if you cannot read English!
- Don't use the self checkout if you are going to let your kids play with the scanner like a toy!
- Don't use the self checkout if you don't write down your stupid bulk bin numbers!
- Don't use the self checkout if there is some hot chick cashier in the regular aisles. hehe

blah i'm so pissed off. I only needed to buy 2 items.

So if you can't follow these simple rules go stand in line at a regular cashier with your check book handy.
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