12-07-2009, 12:01 PM
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Not a casual user
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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Tiger Woods' Top Five New Endorsement Possibilities
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1. AshleyMadison.com: The online personals and dating destination for married people. Tagline: "Life is short. Have an affair." Or, in Tiger Woods' case, six.
2. Trashygirls.com: Jamie Jungers, alleged mistress No. 4, worked as a lingerie model for Trashy Girls, a service that provides scantily-clad women to parties. It seems occasionally there is truth in advertising.
3. Ambien: Rachel Uchitel, alleged mistress No. 1, reportedly told friends that she and Woods used Ambien — a sedative for short-term treatment of insomnia — before their sexual encounters for pleasure enhancement. The besieged Woods could probably use some help with sleep at the moment.
4. Spy World's Phone Encryption System: Woods's crumbling public image came crashing down when Jaimee Grubbs, alleged mistress No. 2, released to Us Weekly a voicemail purportedly from Woods, asking her to remove her name from her phone message in case his wife called. This encryption device would have allowed what happened in Vegas to stay in Vegas.
5. Cadillac: Woods's black Cadillac Escalade achieved instant infamy after he crashed it into a fire hydrant and a tree outside his Florida home in the wee hours of Nov. 27. Unlike Woods, it took a licking and kept on ticking.
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