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Old 12-01-2009, 11:14 AM   #18
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Originally Posted by Table 5 View Post
Ugh, dude, I've been having to deal with Twilight for months now....ever since my girlfriend discovered it, its been running her life, and ruining mine. She read all four books in under 2 weeks, read them again, lined up for the movies, enthralled by all the blogs....I basically lost contact with her for a good month there. This is a smart, normal girl, who has been totally taken over.

And god forbit you make fun of it....they take it so seriously that it's a cardinal sin to even poke fun at it's obvious teenage puppy-love premise....because apparently it's a universal story that is loved by everyone.

I can't wait till the whole cast gets rabies.
I thanked you out of pity, I know this feeling, the GF is just reading the books right now. Thus far I have managed to veto watching the movie and have secured an agreement, in writing, that assures me that should my defenses break down and I be forced into watching the current film, or the new one, I am guaranteed a flask of 18 year old scotch which I will be permitted to smuggle into the theater as well as "future considerations."
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