Charmin toilet paper has passed out of the realm of offensive and into the truly bizarre. I'm talking about the one where little baby bear squats behind the tree (eww!) and then --folks I hesitate to say this-- spreads his cheeks for us all to see. "You can't pass inspection with pieces left behind" chirps the narrator.
Um. Yeah. Has anyone out there ever been subject to random anal-inspections? Or is this something only that cartoon-bears have contend with in their daily lives?
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