Sweet Holy God, this is still going on?
Just plow her on the dining room table while watching an Eagles game and lighting a Cigar with her parent's Marriage Certificate already....
Now, thats commitment!
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The Beatings Shall Continue Until Morale Improves!
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The World Ends when you're dead. Until then, you've got more punishment in store. - Flames Fans
If you thought this season would have a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.
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