Amusingly, I'm told by my sister today I apparently have some sort of distant relationship with Amanda . . . . cousin of a wife of a nephew.
I'd like to think her father is going to slap her bottom for forcing him to re-mortgage the house . . . . after giving her a big hug of course.
I think if you're going to a place like that you should have the foresight to set up your own kidnap ransom fund before you leave.
Cowperson
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