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From the Yelp link posted above:

The other day, in the mood for greasy, mundane bar food, I dropped in to the Lehigh Pub for lunch. When I walked in, a member of the pub staff said to "please seat yourself," pointing to a brown-and-light-brown sign that said the same. I politely declined, explaining that I preferred to wait near the door because my friend had yet to arrive. The next thing I knew, a Lehigh Pub assistant manager popped out of the drink station brandishing a Taser and fired two prongs into my forehead. I woke in a dark, fetid room in the Lehigh Pub basement, where someone called down from above, "Nobody breaks protocol at the LEHIGH PUB!"