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Old 11-16-2009, 03:31 PM   #33
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Originally Posted by peter12 View Post
You know what I'm talking about, holmes.

My girlfriend and I went on a long West Coast road-trip this summer and we stopped at a beautiful little campground on the Oregon coast. Just a really pretty little spot.

Anyway, we started play-fighting on the grass. Just fake kicking and punching, except I was obviously totally holding back and she wasn't. Her little kicks from her little Chinese legs were getting rather painful and you could tell she was kind of enjoying hurting me without me being able to fight back. So anyway, she takes this huge kick at the back of my right knee, obviously trying to take out my knees and confirm her victory as Alpha Male.

As soon as she landed that kick, which hurt, I was like "that's it, bitch can't do this anymore." She said my whole face just changed into a snarl. I launched myself, football tackle style, at her midsection and took her out so hard on ground. Enough is enough, I say.
My ex gf did that too. we were play fighting and obviously I wasn't going full tilt with her. She wound up a punch and connected hard with my elbow and injured herself badly, then blamed me for hurting her.
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