[Dion]

Originally Posted by JFK

I may be a jerk for this, but you just can not pass up an opportunity as perfect as this. One day, I found a dead bee on the ground at work (I worked with my previously mentioned friend). However, the bee looked completely fine... I have no idea how it got killed because it looked perfectly healthy to me... he hadn't been squished or anything. Anyway, we were working the late shift and so every night when we drove home the sun would be in our eyes, so I took this perfectly dead bee, and rested it on the top of the sun visor in his truck.

I have no idea what happened on his drive home that night when he pulled down the sun visor only to have a bee fall in his lap, he never said a word to me about it the next day. But it brings me joy to think that he may have hit the ditch or something, and that he's too embarrassed to bring it up.

Try that on me and you'll find that my response can be quite nasty. Revenge is sweet