You crap yourself in your car, wipe your ass with the bible, seek refuge from an angry mob in a police cruiser and then get bit by a K9.
This is all kinds of weird.
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SURREY, B.C. — A man was arrested in the Vancouver suburb of Surrey after he defecated on the seat of a car, wiped himself off with a Bible and then sought refuge in a nearby police vehicle.
The 33-year-old intoxicated man was at a Halloween party Saturday night when he stumbled out the door to use another guest's car as a toilet.
The outraged partygoers began yelling at the man, who then climbed into a police vehicle, where he was bit by a service dog and then arrested.
http://www.canada.com/life/Drunk%20f...816/story.html
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