When did you realize birthdays suck?
-I just had my 36th yesterday and realized I'm closer to 40 than I am to 30...
-You don't get any kick-butt presents to open anymore. Remember the feeling you got when you got your first bike or first hockey stick?
-My birthday being on Halloween meant that there was always a party to go to. I spent this years b-day in Jasper with my husband and 3 month old daughter watching the game on tv,then a hot bath and then in bed by 11pm. And I was content with this!
I am getting old!

FML