Hello. My name is Chuck Underscore Norris. I am a Flyers fan. We seem to have lost a member of our message board and I figured I would come over here and see if this is where he landed. ZZEKE if you are here, you can come home now, we won't beat you anymore.
Now you maybe asking yourself, why in the hell would a Flyers fan come all the way over to a Flames message board? Its like 3,000 miles away or whatever. That is a good question so I will begin my story at the middle of this past season, that would be 2008-2009 for the short bus crew (there are always few on every forum). Way back before the dark time (Before Cindy won her cup) our poster ZZeke began imploring anyone who would listen that the Flyers should do everything possible to get Jay Boumeester (sp?) he wanted to trade half of the team, the trainers, the ice girls, and one of our two Stanley cups for the guy . . . oh and Bob Clarkes teeth. Some people were on board, others thought him a fool. Well when they didn't get Jay at the trade deadline ZZekes resolve did not diminish, it only intensified. He began having wet dreams of Jay skating around topless during the pre game skate . . . it was his dream to ride on the back of a unicorn with Boumeester. Anyway the day the Flyers traded for Pronger ZZeke was zapped, he was no longer the same little fruit cake, he lost his fruityness. He tried to hop on the Pronger bandwagon but it just didn't do it for him. Then Jaybo got traded to you guys and it crushed him. We haven't seen him since. Quite frankly I miss his highly organized, sightly european/6th grade writing style. I miss his zainy ideas. I made me feel better about myself. Anyway here is the link to some of his work. Perhaps you recognize it. If you happen to come across ZZeke please send him back home.
http://www.phillysportsforums.com/fo...ighlight=zzeke