As for what kids will get... well if the Flames are winning they will most likely get offered a shot, maybe even to come in for a beer and watch the game!
If the Flames are losing they will be met at the door with a very angry, drunk me, probably have my belt undone and hanging menacingly from my right hand, while my left hand clutches at an empty moosehead bottle.. trying to drown the pain... drown the pain.. instead of handing them candy I will ridicule their costumes in attempt to make myself feel like a big man.. which at that point I obviously will be.
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"In brightest day, in blackest night / No evil shall escape my sight / Let those who worship evil's might / Beware my power, Green Lantern's light!"
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