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Originally Posted by Deelow
Advice please.
OK. So a girl ended up coming back to my place on the weekend. She was kinda sick, but alcohol got in the way of both of our common sense I guess. Anyway, yada, yada, yada.....
She calls me today and tells me she has H1N1. I am showing no signs or symptoms. Does anyone know how long I would carry the virus before starting to feel it? I am really hoping I dodged a bullet here.
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Further to all that, I'm predicting a significant spike in H1N1 cases among young people sometime next week, for several reasons.
A) Halloween is on a Saturday night, something of an anomaly in that it only happens about once or twice in a decade.
B) Recession-era drink prices will increase consumption of alcohol, consequently lowering inhibitions significantly.
C) The alarming and continuing climb in Slutty Costume Percentages among females, which will lead to both more advances (and increased alcohol consumption) and possibly multiple intimate encounters, spreading the virus through mouth to mouth contact.
I also predict at least one enterprising fellow will have a costume that consists of a sign saying "I had it in August. I'm safe".