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Originally Posted by Ford Prefect
There's one thing I'm looking forward to in my old age ... things that earn you sexual harassment charges when you're younger you just get called a cute old curmudgeon for when you're an old fart. I intend to exploit that to the fullest. Peering down plunging necklines? No problem. The odd ass pinch and boob grab? Awww, isn't the spunky old fart cute. It's like having a license to be a pervert.
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I did that last weekend at Chinook mall... I was on the down escalator and there was this hot babe with big hooters (she was also wearing a tight sweater with a plunging v-neck) coming up the other escalator.
My wife caught me staring and she smacked me.... right on the escalator.
.... I said "What was that for?" ...
There was a guy behind us and he laughed when he saw my wife smack me....