There's one thing I'm looking forward to in my old age ... things that earn you sexual harassment charges when you're younger you just get called a cute old curmudgeon for when you're an old fart. I intend to exploit that to the fullest. Peering down plunging necklines? No problem. The odd ass pinch and boob grab? Awww, isn't the spunky old fart cute. It's like having a license to be a pervert.
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