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Originally Posted by oilers_fan
I say we just elect a member to become a scientologist. I see the building here all the time, and I've always been tempted to go in and see what it's all about.
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Originally Posted by stang
Now I am tempted to go in and check one out with a spy cam......
"My Name... uh... Tom Kruise, with a "K"
"Address... 123 Fake street."
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I've just concluded an extensive study that shows a correlation between being an Oilers fan and being tempted to go check out Scientology. I'll be moving ahead with further studies aimed at determining whether these individuals are just generally more susceptible to the lure of silly cults, or whether membership to the Oilers fan base is actually a causal factor to this temptation.