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CaptainCrunch · 10-25-2009, 06:35 PM

There's no fall from grace for this super villian, I was born bad, will die bad and there will be no redemption.

I'd like to think that my super villian power beyond a radioactive enhanced jerk gene would be two fold.

I'd have to be bullet proof so I can laugh at the pathetic nature of man as police bullets bounce off of me killing innocent civilians.

But I would also need the whole invisibility power so I can sneak into woman's locker rooms after a long day of robbing banks and punting kittens into traffic.

10-25-2009, 06:35 PM	#5
CaptainCrunch Norm! Join Date: Jun 2002 Exp:	There's no fall from grace for this super villian, I was born bad, will die bad and there will be no redemption. I'd like to think that my super villian power beyond a radioactive enhanced jerk gene would be two fold. I'd have to be bullet proof so I can laugh at the pathetic nature of man as police bullets bounce off of me killing innocent civilians. But I would also need the whole invisibility power so I can sneak into woman's locker rooms after a long day of robbing banks and punting kittens into traffic. __________________ My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings; Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!