[jammies]

So if you were given the opportunity - say by Xenu ignoring his current earthly acolytes and picking you out as his prophet of destruction - would you go for super-hero, or super-villain? And what powers would you want?

For me, I'd definitely go for super-hero, then a fall from grace to become a super-villain, then redeem myself and become a hero again. After all, how can you get down with the far superior super-villainess babes if you never sample the dark side?

For super-powers, I need to be able to fly (up to supersonic speeds), crush skulls like candy, and have some kind of blowing-stuff-up ability, so I think I'll go with cyborgization, which also has the advantage of being able to upgrade myself all the way up to nuclear missiles for those occasions when nothing but complete annihilation will do.

I will be: METAJAMMY!