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Old 10-21-2009, 05:40 PM   #2
Weiser Wonder
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fitter, happier more productive
  • comfortable
  • not drinking too much
  • regular exercise at the gym (3days a week)
  • getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries
  • at ease
  • eating well (no more microwave dinners and saturated fats)
  • a patient better driver
  • a safer car (baby smiling in back seat)
  • sleeping well (no bad dreams)
  • no paranoia
  • careful to all animals (never washing spiders down the plughole)
  • keep in contact with old friends (enjoy a drink now and then)
  • will frequently check credit at (moral) bank (hole in wall)
  • favours for favours
  • fond but not in love (girlfriends and wives)
  • charity stanbding orders
  • on sundays ring road supermarket
  • (no killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants)
  • car wash (also on sundays)
  • no longer afraid of the dark
  • or midday shadows
  • nothing so ridiculoiusly teenage and desperate
  • nothing so childish
  • at a better pace
  • slower and more calculated
  • no chance of escape
  • now self-employed (his own man is_)
  • concerned (but powerless)
  • an empowered & informed member of society (pragmatism not idealism)
  • will not cry in public
  • girlfriends and wives
  • less chance of illness
  • tyres that grip in the wet (shot of baby strapped in back seat)
  • clean shaven
  • a good memory
  • still cries at a good film
  • still kisses with saliva
  • no longer empty and frantic
  • like a cat
  • tied to a stick
  • that's driven into
  • frozen winter (the ability to laugh at weakness)
  • calm
  • fitter, healthier and more productive
  • a pig
  • in a cage
  • on antibiotics
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