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Originally Posted by algernon
Late Lefties. 
Those imbeciles that decide to turn on their left signal just as the light switches to solid green, screwing over all the straight-through people behind them.
I have a solution though.
I am going to patent a Vehicle Mounted Glue Cannon, that shoots out blobs of day-glow-pink-tinted PL-400 construction adhesive on to the back of these losers' vehicles. That way, other people down the road will know that the car ahead of them is likely to pull a similar move, allowing them a chance to avoid them.
The VMGC is also helpful in identifying 90KM-in-the-Fast-Lane-Drivers(day-glow-green), Self-Absorbed-Texters-Who-Cut-You-Off(day-glow-orange) and Slow-Mergers (day-glow-blue).
It would be a criminal offense to glob innocent people, but this should be easy to negate, as there would be cameras mounted on the muzzles to record the events leading up to all glue launches, in case of dispute. |
Drives me insane! Insane, I tell you! Murphy's law with that one, eh? You'll be the second guy to a light and had you taken the right lane, and he indeed wants to go straight through, him and all the other cars in the left lane get all uppity about you being in the right lane, so they all pin it to make you wait after you're through the intersection. But when you drive with courtesy and pull up behind the guy in the left lane, inevitably, the guy behind you turns on his left signal (beforehand, like he should), then everyone starts filling up the right lane, then the punk ass in front puts on his left signal right before the light, and you end up sitting there for the whole light and are now at the back of the line, if you even make it through.
