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Originally Posted by The Fonz
I love that this is happening to Jpold, I don't think there's anyone on CP that would be more bothered by it.
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In the lab yesterday, there is this one guy who isn't that smart (call him BBH, for bowlingball head... he actually looks like a bowling ball)... and he is quite a personality. He was trying to ask from another guy in the lab (lets call him the TA, for ease sake)... on a 1 hr design, BBH got the TA to sit at his station and do the design for him.
A couple funny lines I overheard while TA was helping BBH:
BBH on cell phone : "mannnnnnnnn... i've been working on this for 3 days, i'm getting pissed off"
TA : "YOU haven't been working on this for 3 days... you have been doing jack sh**, it is ME... _I_ have been working on this for 3 days, you're sitting beside me jerking off"
BBH to TA : "why do you get pissed off when i ask you questions, but when <question girl> asks for help, you help her?"
TA : "first off, she is a . you are a dick. you say that again and i'm going to slap your nuts off and you'll be a too. do you want that ?"
BBH to TA : "mannnn i want to sleep tonight and this isn't going to get done. i am off work tomorrow at 5:00pm, i can be at the lab by 6:00pm. can you make sure you are here by 6:00pm at latest to help me? i don't want to fail"
TA : "do you want me to slap you? f*** you."
TA (randomly every 20 minutes, taunting BBH) : "... its not too late..."
BBH (to first response) : "its not too late for what?"
TA : "to drop the coarse, "
BBH : "can you work faster, TA? i want to go home and go to sleep"
TA : "do you think none of us want to go to sleep too? say that one more time and i am going home"
BBH : "can i stay over at your house tonight for help?" (actually asking this honestly, not in a sarcastic manner or anything)
TA : "are you f***ing serious? i'm turning off my phone tomorrow"
TA (to BBH) : "your PM is bad, your design is unstable. you should start over again"
BBH : "what do you mean? mannnnnn i've been working on this for 3 days"
TA : "you have not been working on this for 3 days. you have been jerking off for 3 days. you have to design it, you can't just guess"
BBH : "i want to go to sleep, and if i don't get this done, i am going to fail"
TA : "not my f***ing problem"
BBH : "i want to work in this field, so i need to know this"
TA : "so learn it"
BBH : "teach me"
TA : "google it"
BBH : "link me"
TA : "you are f***ing useless. do you know how to use google? if you don't, you should drop the class"
TA (to BBH as he's leaving) : "... just give up stupid, you are useless..."
(some of many great quotes taken from last night)