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Old 10-19-2009, 11:46 PM   #2193
J pold
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Fffffkkkk there is an extremely irritating couple sitting directly across from me in a computer lab. They are getting all affectionate right in front of me while I'm trying to get some work done.

I'm sitting so close to them in fact that I can hear there ridiculous conversation, the last 2 minutes:

Girl: Do you want anything from the vending machine?

Guy: Yes....

Girl: Well what do you want, silly?! (reaching over and tickling him)

Guy: Just get me whatever, I'll love it not matter what you choose.

Girl: Awww...no I want to guess! (Now tickling has become kissing as she whispers this into his ear, but still loud enough for me to hear it)

Guy: OK guess!

Girl: Hummmmm Sunchips.

Guy: Nope, I'm not that healthy haha!

Girl: (Now, apparently upset that she guessed wrong) I'm not saying you're fat!

Guy: I know.

Girl: Ok (leaves to go to vending machine)....(returns) They where all out of sunchips.

Guy: I didn't want sunchips.

Girl: Yes you did.

Guy: No I didn't.
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